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WHILE (HUMAN.ASLEEP) | Unisex Developer T-Shirt
WHILE (HUMAN.ASLEEP)
The systems are running. The cron jobs fired on schedule.
You went to sleep. Nothing broke.
This coding shirt is for the developers who build things that keep going when they stop.
Autonomous execution isn't a feature. It's the goal.
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SPECS
Material: Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Print: DTFlex — electric blue on OLED black
Fit: Regular fit
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
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COLOR
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▸ Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
▸ Print: DTFlex printing
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▸ Factory: Bangladesh, Dominican Republic, Guatemala, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua
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▸ Shipping calculated at checkout
▸ 2–5 days production + 2–7 days EU shipping
▸ Defects & misprints covered — report within 30 days of delivery
▸ Printed on demand — see full returns policy